fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

Ezra Koenig. Photos by Steven Brahms for The Fader.

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

heronqueenblues:

“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich

rockstarsushiman:

Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book

richwhitelesbian:

“truth”

“what are your links to al-quaeda?”

“fuck ok dare”

“dare you to tell us your links to al-quaeda.”

“fuck this is bullshit you guys are the worst”